fuckthe-police:

Quando eu for adulto e tiver filhos, eu vou fazer um desses pra eles e perguntar se eles querem um pouco:
Eles vão ficar tipo:

“Hum, não brigado”
E eu vou ficar tipo “Tem certeza disso?”

“Tenho u-u”
“Certeza absoluta mesmo?”

“Sim”
“Okay, então eu vou comer.”
E eles vão ficar tipo:

Pelo menos até eu cortar, aí a cara deles vai ser tipo:


“Oh, agora você quer um pouco né? Que pena”

fuckthe-police:

Quando eu for adulto e tiver filhos, eu vou fazer um desses pra eles e perguntar se eles querem um pouco:

Eles vão ficar tipo:

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“Hum, não brigado”

E eu vou ficar tipo “Tem certeza disso?”

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“Tenho u-u”

“Certeza absoluta mesmo?”

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Sim

“Okay, então eu vou comer.”

E eles vão ficar tipo:

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Pelo menos até eu cortar, aí a cara deles vai ser tipo:

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“Oh, agora você quer um pouco né? Que pena”

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potenciais:

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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January

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January

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January

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aka-cute:

COLORFUL QUALITY!

aka-cute:

COLORFUL QUALITY!

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January

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January

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Quando alguém vem desabafar comigo e eu não sei que conselho dar:

Errr… Fica assim não. Tudo passa, até uva passa…

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January

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“Faz um favor pra mim?”

i-m-p-o-s-t-o-r-a:

i-m-p-o-s-t-o-r-a.:

Pessoas normais:

- Claro, diz aí.

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Eu:

 - Fala o que é e eu digo se faço.

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